I recently purchased a new stick of deodorant. Normally I'm pretty conservative when it comes to deodorant (none of this Axe business), but as I scanned the various scents on Monday, I encountered an opportunity way too good to pass up. This flavor of Old Spice's RED ZONE line is called "Swagger". A careful reading of the banner near the top of the stick indicates that Swagger is indeed The Official Scent of Confidence. And to think I'd been living a timid, bashful, and hesitant life when the cure was right there on the Wal-Mart shelves. And for those skeptics among you, let me just say this. Since I've started using Swagger, my confidence has doubled, nay, tripled. Not since Orange-Orange VitaminWater has my life been so profoundly impacted by a consumer product. I encourage any of you who may be shy, nervous, or fearful to pick up a stick and try it for yourself!
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Self-Esteem on a Stick
I recently purchased a new stick of deodorant. Normally I'm pretty conservative when it comes to deodorant (none of this Axe business), but as I scanned the various scents on Monday, I encountered an opportunity way too good to pass up. This flavor of Old Spice's RED ZONE line is called "Swagger". A careful reading of the banner near the top of the stick indicates that Swagger is indeed The Official Scent of Confidence. And to think I'd been living a timid, bashful, and hesitant life when the cure was right there on the Wal-Mart shelves. And for those skeptics among you, let me just say this. Since I've started using Swagger, my confidence has doubled, nay, tripled. Not since Orange-Orange VitaminWater has my life been so profoundly impacted by a consumer product. I encourage any of you who may be shy, nervous, or fearful to pick up a stick and try it for yourself!
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7 comments:
classic. love it.
Clearly the reason behind your deranged belief that you could actually defeat a cheetah in one-on-one combat. Swagger is going to end up killing hundreds of men due to an increase in unrealistic confidence.
Did you check to see if they had a "Swivel" flavor? Might me more up your alley.
My belief is backed up by data - data which you gathered yourself.
Jae, I love it.
Jae. do they have it for girls?
No wonder you are so over-confident... :) You love the hat. Admit it!
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PS: Update your blog.
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